Utterings from the Unknown

Just some randomness on a beautiful Las Vegas day...

- I just picked up another version of Candide...my favorite book. This one is terrific, the Norton Critical 2nd Edition. If you haven't read the book, and you want to, I would buy this one.

- I am waiting for another book to arrive, a book I have been recommended many, many times...but never read. I am not sure why, but I am excited about reading it...it is called Confederacy Of Dunces.

- Serra vs. St. Pierre...I saw it...terrible.

- Arsenal is out of contention for any silverware this year...again. That sucked.

- Still love my new phone.

- Artie Lange was not fired...discuss amongst yourselves.

- The greatest weekend in the world is about to take place...it is what every man, woman and child should celebrate in song and dance...of course it can only be one thing...NFL DRAFT! This year is going to be great ladies and gents...the Dolphins stole a little of the suspense with the announcement today...but this first round should be really good.
Of course to celebrate my lovely mother will be sending the greatest snack food ever...the dessert of all desserts...the dessert in the desert...Tastycakes. I am sure I announced this before but it should be announced on the front page of all media outlets...there is now double iced Tastycakes...to anyone who knows of the joy...the pure and utter bliss of Tastycakes...you know what a great fucking thing that is...what coma inducing pleasure it can cause.

- I saw the Movie "23" with Jim Carrey...I was told the movie was going to be fucking horrible. I didn't feel that way at all. I didn't think it was good, and the middle let the movie down considerably...but all in all..there is a lot worse shit out there. For example, the infamous and filth loving Babbles McPigman POY CPO, is right now seeing the new Jet Li and Jackie Chan movie...that must be shit of the highest order. Can you imagine what color the sky is in the alternative universe where that movie could be good? My guess...mauve.

- I have made a terribly disturbing discovery...something odd...something unusual...something disconcerting. My fantasy baseball team in in the top half of the league...which is a good thing...except...I DID NOT DRAFT THE TEAM!!! The last 4 years I was in the bottom part, except once, and I drafted those teams. So I should be happy...but I just don't know what to think of a team where I didn't draft the players doing much better than a team I did draft.

- Flyers are going into a 7th game.

- I saw "American Pie" for the first time in a long time...and I have to say that "suck my beautiful" might be the funniest line in cinematic history...that is a disturbed write. Amen.


The writing is going well, and the job hunt is still going...I would get more into that...but it isn't the time right now. Not at all. When I get a chance...when the time is right...I will post something about it...it is fascinating.

Stay classy cyber geeks.


It's important to have in mind that evil is essential to the order of the world and the birth of the good. - Voltaire